I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.
Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend
Well I’m a woman so probably not
thank you, jen from appleton, for making it possible for me to put “if you don’t like swearing or angry people from wisconsin, then turn the mother effing camera off right now” in my about me page
someone needs to put jen from appleton into witness protection
this is an anti “Jen” from Appleton blog
your ass is getting rammed
Jen from Appleton. If you’re reading this we want you know that we are after you. We know what you’ve done and there are no excuses. We are angry and we are after you, Jen from Appleton.
jen from appleton is not so much a person but an idea. she represents the faults of humanity that we fail to recognize within ourselves. our impatience, our greed, our wrath. within each and every one of us rages the battle between “jen” and “peach bellini”- the eternal battle of good and evil. which side we choose is up to us. choose wisely and with kindness in your heart, lest you doom yourself to burn forever in the godless off site store
and in that moment, I swear we were all Jen from Appleton
Listen up, jen from appleton, we ALL know what you fucking did to that lady just know that tumblr isnt gonna stop until you step down as cashier at bath and body works, jen. Your days at bath and body works are numbered. Thats what happens when ur a bitter apple sauce bench!